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    glitterweave:

    i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

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    but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

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    and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

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    and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

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    and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

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    (via death-by-lulz)

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    (Source: octopussoir-, via hellamobbin)

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    malemayhem:

 
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    moonemojii:

    When someone lies to you but you already know the truth
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    (via death-by-lulz)

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    "I did not intend to get this drunk"

    Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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    (Source: pretaportre, via vodkatrash)

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    me in school

    (Source: shitharington, via death-by-lulz)

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    malemayhem:

 

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    (Source: instboys)

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    tsunamiwavesurfing:

    i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

    (via honey--and-tar)

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IG: louisgarskian

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I go about the world like im having fun.

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